Apparently there is an update to the King James version of the Bible, what reads: But Jesus said, "Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
The Noo Texas version reads: But teh Prophet Fox said: "Let the children suffer, and forbid them to come unto me, for verily they be all scabied, liced, and TB'd up: for such is the Republic of Texas. Yee Haw."
