CNN Fail: How Astrology Affects Driving

I'm sorry to report that even CNN can dumb down our chirren with a stupid story claiming that astrology affects drivers. It seems somebody did a survey that shows that Virgos are the worst drivers. Talk about assigning significance to a meaningless statistic. Well, OK, mebby you weren't talking about this. If not, good for you! It pains me to mention it. I think I'll go back to watching the snow fall outside the window.